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be born legends. Surrounded by more tourists on the island Hooge suddenly a man appears at his feet he wears cowboy boots, his enormous body is wrapped in a red towel, shoulders, back, and Mr tits are burnt by the sun, it is summer. The ferry leaves from the sweating phenomenon, a mixture of Jesus and the mother Helge Schneider-the-movies, going over to Schlüttsiel, and from there it continues in the old Mercedes in Hamburg. In a friendly dog hairdresser in the towel against worn Poodle coat is exchanged ("This smells just like a whole home for the elderly in the squat-making"), then it goes straight home to mom and son, eat chicken and his ear cut off. "Eat and kip, or you can nix," complains the offspring. "You can still sometimes have bad luck," replies King Harry.

Elvis Presley and the same person:
King Harry (right) and
director Torsten Stegmann

Harry is one of these Figures, as we know them now from many Hamburg-films, "a sad predator, a drunken saint" ( Rainer Knepperges ) that comes with nothing in hand except for a plastic bag or a guitar in the city to be lucky to . try Sometimes they come out of prison gates, as in Klaus Lemke Rocker and Paul , sometimes they come from the province, as in Henna Peschel MadBoy , but always have it the best yet to come and a large snout. In real life, because the line between actor and character, between reality and fiction are difficult to determine in these films. In Harry's comeback - Last Puff Helgoland which is perhaps even more than his models: Harry's mother, Harry's son, Harry himself playing himself in the apartment where Harry actually lives with his mother's chicken is really his favorite food - and bad luck he has had a lot.

Filmmaker Torsten Stegmann is a fan Klaus Lemke, a close friend Henna Peschel and co-director of Part 4 of Rollo Aller tetralogy . Harry Hartz, he has met through his son Gregory, who was his roommate for years. From the idea of a documentary about the Elvis impersonator to make a short film created, and finally the feature film. This tells how Harry drummed his buddies together Chucker and boat to collect old debts neighborhood, pursued by a killer and will eventually end up in a karaoke bar, where he "Elvis Presley and the same person" there. More important than the act but the punk attitude, from which the film was made, the main character and director of shared belief in the friendship, the wisecracking, self-esteem and the inspiration of the moment.

And the city of Hamburg. Surprising is the abundance of places and illustrious stars who are seen in the 70 minutes of the film: Reverend Christian Dabel, known as "Daddel" from the Rollo Aller Movies, hunting as a pathological killer in a car chase, the three heroes of the free port, in the villa where Paul and Moritz dear Moritz were shot, stayed the Russian Mafia, Rocko Schamoni bought for 20 € a engraving ("a real Hinsch") for the Poodle Salon, and Matthias "Tex" Strzoda is the laconic owner of the karaoke bar. None of the involved actors and technicians have received money, the soundtrack has contributed Reverend Christian Dabel, was shot with three cameras, which were on loan for 2.50 per day from TIDE , worked in small Graceland Studios the engineer Marko Peter Bachmann in the evenings and on weekends at the tone of the film. It was worth it, the man in the red towel is now immortal. At the premiere, he will still take back his Elvis costume.

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The world premiere of Harry's comeback - Last Puff Helgoland place on Saturday, 20 March, held at 21.15 clock in Metropolis cinema . It is expected many guests. More information can be found here and here. Previously, clock by 19, gives Curd Jürgens Rolf Olsen The Doctor of St. Pauli the man trusted by the hookers, tramps and pimps.

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Bizarre Cinema im April

Winter is not over yet. Thank God. Cinema Bizarre makes the first time in April full program. Snakes, mercenaries, sadists, Satanists and Sicilian sociopaths looking for in next month's home, the canvas of the B-Movie , as always presented by hand-picked specialists of obscure film. In May, then switched from weekly to monthly late Sunday afternoon performances ideas - silly season goodbye! There will be double features on specific topics and also the one or other guest, the plans are in full swing. Everything else here soon.



Sunday 4 April, 15.30 Clock: Stanley
USA 1972, 91 min, 35 mm, DF, directed by William Grefe, Starring: Chris Robinson, Alex Rocco
The half-Indian and Vietnam veteran Tim lives quietly with his snakes in the swampy Everglades. When Stanley got his favorites, and Hazel Young, family life seems perfect. Were it not for those people to enter the all respect him and his surrogate family obligations with the feet. In the maelstrom of snake abuse and homophobia is so much fanciful folly developed, that usually only a short time remains to choose between speechlessness, head shaking and laughter. Mental Horror hardly can be liberating animals.
text & introduction: Thorsten Wagner



Sunday 11 April, 15.30 Clock: mercenaries have no mercy ( Dangerous Encounter - 1st Kind )
Hong Kong 1980, 86 min, 35 mm, DF, Director: Tsui Hark Starring: Lo Lieh, Lin Chen-Chi, Albert Au , Bruce Baron, Tsui Hark Tsui Hark's nihilistic
third part of the "Trilogy of chaos" caused a shock with the public - the grotesque shocker was banned after its premiere in Hong Kong now! We have him back retrieved from the archives. Teenager Paul and two school friends go on a joyride in his father's secret car a pedestrian to death. A girl, the term "psychopath" is redefined, eye witness of the accident and blackmails the boys to take part in a robbery. True, it is dicey, as the quartet accidentally drops a suitcase full of money laundering checks in their hands. Now they are of triads and American weapon dealers hunted to the death - and MERCENARY KNOW NO MERCY (Ger. title)! The hysterical vision of an urban jungle, full of violence, the memories of A Clockwork Orange and awakens in a showdown à la Sam Peckinpah escalates. Note: This masterpiece of Hong Kong New Wave Cinema is not for the faint hearted!
text & introduction: Jochen Oppermann



Sunday 18 April, 15.30 Clock: The sadists of Satan (Satan's Sadists )
USA 1969, 88 min, 35 mm, DF, directed by Al Adamson Starring: Russ Tamblyn, Regina Carrol, Gary Kent, Jackie Taylor
already the title is so priceless, and the advertising placed on it in 1969 still a "human garbage - in the sickest love parties," and then "Motorcycle Maniacs," "Fantastic Fights" and Regina Carrol as "The Freak-Out Girl" promise. Whatever the case: Russ Tamblyn, the riff from West Side Story , plays a mad biker, buzzing with his gang, murdering and raping by the southwestern United States. Unsuspecting college girls to do LSD in the coffee - that is not nice. But a Vietnam veteran, shows the evil-doers, what he has learned in the war. Al Adamson - Cinema Bizarre in the already with The Female Bunch was represented - directed. Whether that is a promise?
Text & Introduction: Michael Ranze



Sunday 25 April, 15.30 Clock: The devil is directing
Italy 1973, 95 min, 35 mm, DF, directed by Fernando Di Leo Starring: Henry Silva, Richard Conte, Gianni Garko
The devil is directing is not only the motto of Bizarre Cinema series, but also a prime example of the Italian Poliziotti film of the 70s. Director Fernando Di Leo has been fired in this work a tough shell that not only Quentin Tarantino has deeply impressed. Lanzetta hitman triggers the execution of some mobsters in a porn cinema in Palermo a spiral of violence, where all registers unrestrained Italo-action be taken.
text & introduction: Torsten Cornils

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Encyclopedia of object points S, such as taxes

Since the last federal election, a new word not thrilled by the media, the nonsense of the supposed "tax gifts". If tax cuts are called "tax cuts" would have to tax increases, consequently, be described as state theft. Both are quite ethically indefensible and wrong based on the following considerations:

taxes are not a theft or robbery, but a - "although to some degree inevitable - evil" (Mises, the cooperative sector, Jena 1932, p. 456) when the maintenance of the Basic Law provided for basic state functions are used, namely

• the rule of law, to maintain peace under the law and in particular the protection of property and freedom of contract,
• the state to ensure the safety of its citizens to the outside and to the maintenance of the subsidiarity idea of the federal system ', However, no guarantee of existence for non-viable micro and small states, such as Saarland, Bremen, Hamburg or Berlin,
• the welfare state, unless the objective of addressing immediate social need (BVerfGE 28, 348), in which the person concerned is no fault ( eg War victims and war load balancing: BVerfGE 11, 56, 27, 283), is ignored.

Because Article 1 of the Basic Law provides a clear hierarchy after government action is not an end in itself, but man the measure of forms of government activities, so must the tax burden will find their limits where human dignity, which is also in power and property is manifested, not in the center, is mainly because higher-income taxpayers are only object of raising funds of the state. "Tax cuts" knows our constitutional order, in the heart of man, that is also the taxpayers, so do not. The reduction of taxes and charges is an inherent constitutional requirement (see BVerfGE 93, 121, 138), although the so-called half-sharing principle in modern Supreme Court, unfortunately, could not solidify completely, although this issue in the time of the absolutism 'knew how Frederick the Great proves a quote: his

"A government be frugal, because the money they receive comes from the blood and sweat of their people. It's just that each individual contributes to help pay the expenses of the state. But it's not fair that he half his annual income has to share with the state. "

The philosopher Peter Sloterdijk criticized in an interview with the Süddeutsche Zeitung at the beginning and the Half-sharing principle as the absolutist Relic:

" fully-developed tax states complain every year half of all the economic successes of their productive layers of the Treasury, without the person concerned to the most plausible reaction on taking the anti-fiscal civil war, their refuge. This is a political dressage score, which would finance any of absolutism can be pale with envy. "

The tasks of the welfare state are constitutionally limited to a self-help. The Constitution knows no social, as reflected in the last 40 years has developed more or less uncontrolled and sprawling, with a general alimentation of nothing in favor of those groups that pass through this practice the loudest, if possible, by force or sophisticated lobby representatives.

recognized the economic importance of taxes, especially the Austrian school of economics. Ludwig von Mises explained that tax is nothing but a burden on producers and / or property owners and reduce the production and / or the property under the measure reached otherwise. Recently, this economic law is made by politicians in question, whose economic contributions In the past, rather than through demagoguery distinguished by logic and knowledge. The positive economic effects of tax cuts was no evidence flat denied to detract from the need to reduce spending and eliminate useless bureaucracies. From an economic point of view is, however, tax cuts increase productivity: they lead to cost reductions for companies and increase the return on investment. They lead to increased performance incentives and hence higher risk taking and creativity and therefore create jobs. Tax cuts do work again profitable, that have been "taxed away". Together taken will ultimately be increased tax revenue.

Even Peter Sloterdijk hits in his interview with the Süddeutsche Zeitung the nerve when he indirectly to the political question of power aims:

" Most party leaders are very interested in some of the thoughts and feelings of the people spend their money to. Tax issues, they still think purely statist. They believe in the well-meaning kleptocracy, not so different from the princes and the fiscal authorities of the past. "

The conclusion is to be noted that the Basic Law can be enforced only if the state tax collection are strict limits. The Federal Constitutional Court that view in the fiscal decision to abolish the wealth tax and tax under the subsistence minimum taxation of families already in the 90s of last century confirmed.

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ade prosperity - Germany's inexorable descent

The star Salary Report these days appears not really surprise you: In every other profession in the analyzed period 1990-2010 massive real income losses recorded since the magazine Stern commissioned study by the Institute Statista first time in the last 20 years occurred purchasing power losses into account. Statista assumes an inflation rate of 47%, which it is expected this figure to the official rate of inflation measured by the so-called basket of the Census Bureau and since the launch of the euro, the European Central Bank to act. Although probably still set too low, this number will be called dramatic, despite the fact that the phase of hyperinflation, as in 1923 cost than 154 billion paper marks all 0.15 gold marks to the state in 1914, has not been reached.

The official inflation of 47% is not, however, the real price trend, as the static mathematical model of the basket is not suitable, the actual developments to reflect the prices of goods and services. For example, electronic items are still over-represented: Who is buying itself a monthly new TV or PC? Not taken into account, the price developments remain due to the increase in world trade, which is the international division of labor. Is the €

now as stable as the German mark? Compared with the stability of the German mark, which had lost in 40 years, at least 95% of their original purchasing power, the euro proves to be much "softer currency." Its purchasing power has halved in just 10 years since its launch in 1999 such as, for the ECB monetary policy is not stability-oriented: For example, the European Central Bank increased in 2007 within a few days in response to the so-called U.S. subprime mortgage crisis, the money supply M 1 100 billion € from 600 to 700 billion and at the same time reduced the value of the euro, so its purchasing power accordingly.

The in 2008, followed by crisis, its technical cause was the collapse of the real estate market in the U.S. and is now erroneously called the financial crisis is in fact a inflation crisis , triggered mainly due to an exploding national debt of the leading world economies, USA, Japan and the EU countries. Already in 2004, four years ago was the inflation crisis, the entire Public debt of the United States about 36 trillion U.S. dollars and was thus higher than the entire world's output in the amount of time some 32 billion U.S. dollars.

So why is the real inflation 1990-2010 higher than at 47%? been

The concept of so-called bazaar economy illustrated Hans-Werner Sinn, 2005 in which unprecedented scale primarily the German goods production was moved abroad. Germany remained the only reason why continue to "export world champion" because complex production processes, eg in the automotive industry have shifted to lower-cost countries. The export of a car, its parts up to 95% were born overseas, but to 100% Statistics of the German export credit. German companies would have all but finished products from the domestic prices to expensive domestic relations, including the final products would have much higher prices. The same applies to the final consumer, who can now stock up everywhere with cheap everyday products in the textile, electronics and leisure area in the Far East. In other words, this means no more than that globalization affects inflation-dampening effect. How scary is the true high inflation, shows the trend in prices for gas and crude oil or other commodities, as the supply of these goods not because of any effective cost and production structures increased at is. The true extent of inflation is, therefore, to read, especially at the prices that are not affected import. Through the development of raw materials, services and real estate prices, the real inflation can be read.

The descent of Germany was a prosperous country always already mentioned statistical tricks, like the reference to the export world championship or trying to hide the positive development of gross national product. By the exploding national debt to gross national product continued, referring to an alleged economic growth, they tried to inform the public about the extent of public debt and inflation to deceive. In fact, the height of the so-called State share meaningful than the gross national product, which on closer inspection is the only reason why an increase recorded since the state activity was increased: taxes were increased continuously to ever-higher spending on transfers of public budgets, ranging from civil servants salaries, offer social benefits to towards regional and sectoral subsidies to finance.

is for 2005, even before the horrendous tax increase of 3 percentage points from a real example calculation shows that the income growth in Germany since 1990 "after tax" even more dramatic than the Stern identifies Report: was presumed to have the average monthly salary of an industrial employment in German worker in the amount of € 3,116.00 (gross), so already minus the employer for statutory health, accident and unemployment insurance. have had the workers in our sample calculation of this percentage may even, his monthly income to € 3,962.00 (= real gross) would amount. After a bachelor of skilled workers who are entitled done no night or on public holidays are no tax benefits, amounts to be strong narrowed net wage, ie net of all direct taxes and social contributions to only € 1,948.00. This marked the end of the stress is still not reached, because this amount leaves the indirect tax on all consumer goods and services not considered. Therefore, is the real net income, unmarried our skilled worker, that is less VAT and other consumption taxes only € 1,363.00. The real tax burden for single recipient of average income, far from any peak earnings is incredible 65.7%, mind you before the VAT increase to 19%.